Monday, 27 March 2006

Lost Verses of the Koran: Surah 123


Surah 123: The Demon

Bismillah:

Growing restless at Medina, an insane Muhammad was determined to exact his revenge upon the inhabitants of Mecca, so he could capture the city in the name of Islam and defile the Kaaba in the name of Pig Allah.
At his urging, followers created more weapons, seizing metal wherever it could be found, using captured infidels as slave labourers for the hot forges. Under the watchful eyes of brutal Muslim slavedrivers, cooking pots, utensils, ploughshares and pruning hooks were heated and beaten into deadly scimitars for the warriors of Islam; those who refused to serve the warriors slaughtered, their bodies thrown into the fires of the forges.
The once peaceful Medina had been transformed from a prosperous trading centre into a filthy lair of vicious freebooters, brigands, and evil cutthroats, hungry for plunder and blood. Allied with the warriors of Islam were assorted perverts: depraved paedophiles, brutal rapists, and lascivious sodomites: comprising a revolting den of amoral, lustful, lecherous monsters who gleefully destroyed entire towns, taking the virtue of women, girls and boys at will.
The Muslims were led by the corrupting force, Prophet Muhammad, chief pervert of Islam, otherwise known amongst his fellows as Abu al-Qasim Muhammad Ibn Abd Allah Ibn Abd al-Muttalib Ibn Hashim.
The Holy Prophet, knowing from his vivid, epileptic dreams that his actions were the will of Allah, returned to his licentious paederasty, knowing freshly captured Jewish boys during bouts of drunkenness. At other times, strong wine having caused vile fits of vomiting in the street just outside Sabri’s house, he amused himself by eating strong hashish, molesting his young wife Ayesha afterward.
Seeing the depravity of Muhammad, the Nubian siren Sheba felt shunned, left out of the wanton debauchery, watching in horror at his perverted, drunken orgies with little boys from a dark corner of Sabri’s house.
"You’re hurting me Prophet, I bleed!" cried a very young Jewish boy of eight as Muhammad knew him, his ample girth having ruptured the boy’s posterior.
"Vile Jew, how dare you question the will of Allah’s messenger," retorted an angry Muhammad, slitting the boy’s throat to the spine with a sharp knife. He threw the body to the tiled floor of Sabri’s house; his filthy erection covered in blood and feces as it slipped from the murdered victim.
Shedding painful tears while viewing the murderous sodomy, the Nubian siren also witnessed the Prophet’s brutal fits of paedophilia with young Ayesha.
"You ingratious bitch, how dare you cry out as I indulge in your comely favours, my knowing you is the will of Allah!" grunted Muhammad, slapping the child, finally achieving orgasm within her.
"Yes Holy Prophet," replied Ayesha in tears, having turned seven that day, wiping blood from her lower lip.
"These terrible actions of Muhammad are not the work of Allah, nor any other god; they are truly the evil ministrations of a vile and sadistic demon," Sheba said to herself, withdrawing into the shadows.
Troubled, she approached Fahimah one evening and told her of her woes.
"You made your bed painted harlot, lay in it," the widow retorted while cooking a pot of viper stew, not wanting to arouse the Prophet’s maniacal wrath. The house had grown filthy on the orders of Muhammad, it revealed to him in a dream that cleaning it was not the will of Allah.
"But what of you, how did you come to be here in this hell on Earth?" asked Sheba, surrounded by iridescent flies, filth and the butchered bones of vermin, not knowing how the upright woman had become part of a band of depraved brigands led by a demented, demon possessed maniac.
"Your disgusting Prophet murdered my good husband Sabri in this very house in which you stand. He took our money, raped me and my maidservant, and then gave me to his brother in law Abu as his wife."
"As for Muhammad being my Prophet, I cannot be sure from what I have seen him do; how can you live such a life among such after what you’ve been through?"
"I am but a prisoner of uncivilised brutes: I cannot live such a life, except at the whim of my gods, perhaps one day I will simply die and be released from this dreadful fate," said the widow, just as Abu walked in.
"I need food and wine," the oaf announced, the harlot withdrawing from the room.
"Yes," replied Fahimah, presenting him with a bottle and a warm earthenware bowl filled with snake flesh cooked in seasoned jackal broth.
"Viper stew – I can’t stand this shit!" exclaimed Abu, revolted at the boiled head of a snake floating in the bowl, an eye staring at him, surrounded by sliced onions, bits of scorpion shells, and withered parsnips.
"We have no more jackal, vulture, or rat meat, Muhammad has eaten it all, even to their rotting carcasses and the nauseating entrails; that and other vermin is all your Prophet will allow us to consume. I respectfully confess that I long for a fine pork roast to dine upon," said his wife.
"That’s the truth; what did the Nubian harlot want here?" asked a resigned Abu, pulling the snakehead out and gnawing at it, pulling an occasional scale from his mouth with a thumb. Shuddering for a moment, he spat a tough, chewy eyeball to the floor.
"She came to complain to me about Muhammad shunning her comely favours, while knowing little Jewish boys," answered Fahimah. "She also said the Prophet is knowing your young daughter too much; I have seen it, from the way she walks, she has grown very sore from his attentions."
"Yes, he should come unto Ayesha only after a week or so has passed, as do I; for it is Allah’s will for me to know my daughter. Regarding the little boys, I fear that the Prophet’s wanton paederasty is both strange and revolting to me," Abu replied, throwing the skull to the floor in utter disgust and drinking jackal broth from the bowl.
"Revolting; a filthy bitch in the throes of heat is not as vile as that depraved sodomite: he is an evil, lecherous, perverted freak who lusts after the flesh of men," his wife declared, not telling of her revulsion to her incestuous husband knowing his daughter in their bed on many occasions.
"They’re not men, they are infidels, according to the Prophet, such does not matter in the eyes of Allah."
"Flesh protrudes from their loins; as does it from the vile crotch of Muhammad. My gods frown upon such perverse acts, condemning those who engage in those practices to eternal damnation."
"They do not yet spit their seed on the ground, as Onan did, they are nothing," replied Abu, taking a gulp from the bottle.
"That has nothing to do with what I am telling you husband," said the wise Fahimah, "Your Prophet knows little boys; it is wrong in the eyes of my gods: he is little more than a queer."
Oaf Abu stared at her for a moment, knowing in his heart that she was correct. He returned to his meal, peeling snakeskin from a chunk of viper, the fat carcasses of boiled maggots infesting the meat. Looking at the maggots, a frowning Abu spat, "What the hell, I’m hungry," stuffing the half-rotted flesh in his mouth and chasing it with wine.
After several weeks of preparation, the rebuilt Muslim army was ready to attack Mecca. Hordes of bloodthirsty Saracens were armed with sharp scimitars of brass and iron, their bellies filled and bodies nourished with the bitter flesh of vermin.
A drunken Muhammad, standing on the upper porch of Sabri’s house, gave a sermon, telling a crowd of devoted followers that pain, death and destruction would be visited upon the inhabitants of Mecca for resisting the will of Allah and his Prophet.
As Muhammad smiled in delight, the crowd shouted to the heavens in unison: "There is no god but Allah the Pig, and Muhammad is his Prophet!"
"He said that the last time," Ayesha observed, Fahimah stifling a laugh while they stood only a few cubits from the vile Prophet.
Looking to her, Abu sighed. "Yes he did, but take care in what you utter child, for Muhammad has a great, malevolent power not of this world."
"That’s because he is the Devil incarnate; may the gods of my fathers destroy that queer murderous bastard and all he has wrought," retorted Fahimah.
"Do you beg for him to strike you down?" asked a frowning Abu.
"Perhaps I do, for death is better than this existence," she answered bitterly, looking to the demon in man’s guise calling itself Muhammad, while feeling the life of an innocent unborn in her womb.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

WTF IS THIS? You Should Burn In Hell You Fukin Dumbass Bastard.

PIGALLAH said...

Hello mate, otherwise known as Anonymous.

Regarding your crass and grammatically challenged post, there is no such thing as hell, let alone heaven, and there is no such thing as your bloody wanker Allah.

So - go fuck yourself, and fuck your silly, non-existent deity.

Cheers,

PIGALLAH

Husni MD said...

clap clap..is this the best u can do? why not make a public statement rather than writing in this not so popular blog? shame on u

Anonymous said...

cool man keep it coming very creative

PIGALLAH said...

Cheers Husni,

Ask me if I fucking bloody care what you cocksucking raghead blokes have to say to me or mine. Such as you don't belong in England anyway, so turn tail and go back to your fucking bloody sandhill with the other oil sucking sandniggers in Arabia.

Incidentally, you found this blog mate, so it must not be that bloody unpopular on the net.

All that said, your non-existent god allah sucks my stiff prick. So does your paedophile Muhammad.

PIGALLAH said...
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PIGALLAH said...

Sorry mates, I needed to fix it up.

One dropped word, you see, enjoy the following:

Mate Husni,

I forgot to add:

Not only do allah and Muhammad suck upon my stiff, ancient prick, so does your wrinkled, burka ridden, whore cunt mum, after I fuck her up the arse, without the benefit of Vaseline, mind you. She likes the taste of her own shit on her tongue while she shags my dirty, shit-covered prick with her willing mouth after it has been in her arse.

She even thanks allah every time I shoot my slimy cum in her throat, swallowing upon my command.

I spell the name of your god allah in lower case, wanker, due to the fact allah does not exist and never did. God allah sucks my stiff cock; I dare your impotent, faggot god allah to strike me dead at this very moment.

Oh well, Husni, I'm still here, ragging on your sperm swallowing, dick sucker god allah.

Further, your "prophet" Muhammad, a deluded freak, may have existed, so I elect to spell his name in upper case, even though he was a pervert, paederaster, murderer, brigand, and all around bloody fucking rogue of the first degree.

It's nearing 11:45 AM GMT; the wife asked me to look at her lovely rows of Indian corn, eagerly growing on the "back forty" so to speak. As my devoted readers know, the wife and I are comfortable retired English gentry, and we bide our time with gardening in the summer months; try using Google Earth to find our location in Lancashire.

You should see my eighty bushels of Irish potatoes!

Use google; I dare you to fuck with me, you Muslim bastards, as the Yanks like to say: Suck my hairy Dick!

Anonymous said...

WTF ! Allah is not a pig!! you bastard

Hindu said...

I agree with you everywhere but here

"the wife asked me to look at her lovely rows of Indian corn, eagerly growing on the "back forty" so to speak"

Muslims ain't Indians and will never be!! So my fellow "Muslim-hater", and all those reading this blog, HINDUS HATE MUSLIMS TOO and MUSLIMS DONT FUCKING BELONG IN INDIA!!!

Henry said...

"Aaozubillah himanash shitanir-rajeem" May He (ALLAH) forgive you and give you hidaya.

Anonymous said...

I don't so much hate Muslims as I do fear them. Why? Because I fear ignorance, and there is no religion so well-matched to ignorance as Islam. I also fear violence, and there is no religion so prone to it than Islam. I also fear that Muslims are lying when they say it's a "religion of peace." Lying to protect Islam is acceptable to their Allah dude, apparently.

I think pig-fucking jokes about Muhammad are funny. Since Allah doesn't exist, and all that shit was made up, why not shove a metaphorical Muhammad cock up a pig's ass (of course, the pig has to be named Aisha to make it fun, and they both have to be chomping on bacon). And just for fun, the pig has a tattoo of Muhammad on its ass, and so does Muhammad! (Hey, he's allowed, isn't he?)

Anonymous said...

Old prophet Mo,
he's stealin the show
teaching sandniggas bout fellatio.
got blood on his hands,
shit on his dick,
pulln dat trigga
'till click click click.
old phophet mo
he's stealn the show
teachn sandniggas bout fellatio!

Anonymous said...

All those who defended muhammad (pig upon him) and pig satan allah husmalldickbar are blind idiot shit fucking brain in ass goat fucking terrorists. This is the truth about pig fucking muhammad and his satan allah. Useless islam shit

Anonymous said...

No such thing as hidayah. Only islam shit and pig fart allah and his cock sucking slave muhammad (pig penis up his ass)