Thursday, 16 March 2006
More lost verses on the way - Surahs 122 thru 129
Pigallah here on a cool, cloudy evening.
Due to the immense popularity of the previously revealed Koranic Surahs 115 thru 121, I took it upon myself to search for more wise revelations from Allah the Pig (sacred almighty warthog), our one true god, sitting on his porcine haunches in Hog Heaven.
My diligent efforts have been rewarded. I just got off the speakerphone with the Archangel Gabriel, spending nearly an hour at a wordprocessor drinking Glenfiddich whilst listening to him dictate Allah's (saw) Holy Words.
The results are impressive. Using these latest revelations, we can now learn more of our Holy Prophet Muhammad (place bacon upon him) and his Muslim followers (place bacon upon them), together with his child wife Ayesha (place bacon upon her), and his devoted henchman, Oaf Abu Bakr (pbuh).
Holy Surahs 122, 123, and 124 have been recorded, and are awaiting final editing by dutiful Muslim scribes before they will be released to the faithful in perhaps a few days.
Remember brethren - There is no god but Allah the Pig (saw), and Muhammad (pbuh) is his Prophet!