A Whimsical bit of Rhyme

I happened upon this little ditty on the Zipperfish YAAFM 12 blog; the unknown author requested that it be re-posted elsewhere if one found it amusing.

I did, perhaps others will.





"We'll be Drawing Old Muhammad on the Wall"

Sung to the tune of: "She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes"
Score and lyrics available at: http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/mountain.htm

We'll be drawing old Muhammad on the wall,
We'll be drawing old Muhammad on the wall,
For even Muslims must admit it,
You don't need a special permit,
To be drawing old Muhammad on the wall.

We'll be spraying old Muhammad on the wall,
We'll be spraying old Muhammad on the wall,
With graffiti that's persisting,
We will show that we're insisting,
On our right to spray the Prophet on the wall.

We'll be painting old Muhammad on the wall,
We'll be painting old Muhammad on the wall,
Now some claim that He's angelic,
So we'll paint Him psychedelic,
We sure hope He likes His pictures on the wall.

We'll be etching old Muhammad on the wall,
We'll be etching old Muhammad on the wall,
The time has come to make our stand,
Or our rights they will get banned,
And we'll find ourselves lined up against the wall.

(If you like this, please re-post it elsewhere on the Internet.)