On this fine morning I am presenting the final Surah for all to read - one more than originally planned. This Holy Surah, "The Caliph", completes the Lost Verses of the Koran, revealed to me by the Archangel Gabriel over speakerphone. Now we all know why bloody Islam is so fucked up, please read and enjoy.
As stated before, anyone may copy and retain these Holy Surahs, for study, translation, reflection, or simply for laughs. I hereby grant licence for anyone to distribute them, in any fashion, by print, electronic transmission over the Internet, or by any other means.
Best Regards to all Infidels great and small,